I work in two different restaurants, this is a blog of my daily encounters with people and the things I over hear.

29th January 2012

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Power outage at Zzyzx Cafe

So the power at the restaurant went out today, in fact, the whole block was without electricity. We ended up closing down because we couldn’t feed our customers. With no lights no one could go to the bathroom without a flashlight or cellphone. We couldn’t get drinks or make French fries, plus, the AC. Was off so it got hot fast.

Bad day. Sorry to all the customers we could not serve today.

29th January 2012

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While seating a couple at a table and showing them our specials menu...

  • Man: Brownie Pancakes? Do they come with a special ingredient?
  • Me: ....*pause*.... *laughing* oh man. Sorry they do not.

15th January 2012

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Anyone want to smoke with me tonight

Just saying.

14th January 2012

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Refill

When a customer orders a refill for their drink then leaves seconds afterwards. Mutha fuckas wasting drink.

4th January 2012

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When your boss tells you it’s going to be busy, and it ends up being painfulely slow.

3rd January 2012

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just let go: Dear Customer who stuck up for his little brother, →

stfuconservatives:

purdoom:

socialistscum:

sweetupndown:

you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you.


Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall,…

i know this isn’t a restaurant story, but it needed to be on my blog regardless.

Tagged: retailawesome story

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2nd January 2012

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When you get to work and there are two many people working so your manager sends you home.

aww yiss! Mutha fuckin’ Bread Crumbs. no money for me tonight. but at least i get to sit at home and play Zelda.

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31st December 2011

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New Year’s Eve!

Tonight is New Year’s Eve and everyone is going to be out partying and hitting the bars and drinking. I however will be working at a Pub serving all you drunks and party-goers. Tonight is going to suck. 

Tagged: At least i'll make good tipsdrunk people love tippingRestaurantNew Year's Eve

31st December 2011

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Same Couple:

  • Me: Would you like more coffee sir?
  • Husband: well...
  • Interjecting Wife: He will have more.

Tagged: More Coffee?Restaurant

31st December 2011

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When seating 2 guests today:

  • Wife: Where do you want to sit dear?
  • Husband: How about this seat here.
  • Wife: No, I don't like that seat I want this seat
  • These folks are regulars, she totally wears the pants in that relationship.

Tagged: restaurantHusband/Wifeshe wears the pants